I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
You rolled over grabbed my crotch and said "that's my waffle." I'm sleeping on the couch next time.
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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