This cougar at my work just said "big breasts" referring to poultry... Still resulted in a boner.
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
You spent an hour sitting naked in your neighbor's Jeep Wrangler yelling in a terrible British accent about how you were "on a safari". Then you passed out on your lawn.
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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