He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
Randomize
