this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
she smelled like a LAN party
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
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So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
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Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
I have a cheeseburger in my purse and im going to fill her prescription for narcotics. Who thought i was responsible enough to sign her discharge papers?
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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