Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
he puts the penis in happiness.
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
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