? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I got drunk at the beach today. I got the word Badass! tatooed all the way across my foot. Probably a bad idea.
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
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