Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
I wish I could donate my sober boners to my whiskey dick
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
last night a police horse bit me when i was wasted. even the animal kingdom knows i'm no good
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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