It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
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