By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.