He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
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College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
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A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...