My brain says no but my pants say off.
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
everything was goin great until he pulled out his ed hardy lighter and smoked in my face like he was cool.
it's like you attract all the douchebags that nobody wants. people should thank you.
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apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
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I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.