Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
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RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
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is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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