don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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