Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
This whole bra on the outside of my shirt thing is so convenient. It turns my shirt into a pocket to eat Fritos out of. Mmm boobies
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
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