which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
it was like having sex with a tree stump
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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