we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
I woke up this morning to find my closet lacking 98% of my clothes and a text from my male roommate saying your dresses squeeze my genitals
Well guess who isn't a virgin anymore
guess who isnt wearing pants has a shaving cream beard and is afraid theres no cream cheese in the fridge
the answer to that last one was me. the answer to the first one is you, you sly dog
Did I literally just offer a blowjob for help moving? Yes. Yes, I did.
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