Dude, I couldnt get it up cause she said her parents were home...
ok, come over...I have doritos
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
Randomize
