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(402): View more from Nebraska

Sometimes when I see pregnant women, I wonder what position they were in when they got knocked up. Then I gag a little.

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(607): View more from New York

Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..

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(864): View more from South Carolina

I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction

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(914): View more from New York

I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...

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(902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.

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(813): View more from Florida

One blow job doesn not make me gay.

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(715): View more from Wisconsin

Dude. The girls called me over to see what they had in their dorm. They snuck in a pigeon in a cardboard box. They named it Quincey. They swear they're sober.

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(650): View more from California

Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse

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(312): View more from Illinois

You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?

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