If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
Nicole vs. Life
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
We're downstairs cleaning up and she turns to me with these big puppy dog eyes and says "Just so you know, I didn't have sex on your couch". You have to hug that.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
I legit had a 15 minute convo about dinosaurs with a guy at the bar last night cuz he was wearing a jurassic park shirt
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
I'm only texting you this bc god forbid circumstances change when you wake up but currently santa is asleep on top of the washer and dryer.
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