And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
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I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
I just got a snapchat of a flaccid penis with the caption "happy belated valentine's day." What did I do to deserve this
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She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
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