how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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