you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
So I'm drunk playing pool in a bar with a guy I arrested last week for a DUI...if he recognizes me, shit's gonna get real.
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
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