Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
She couldn't find her toothbrush so I had to wait while she sucked on the 12 peppermints she found under the couch. Pretty resourceful for her level of intoxication.
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