Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
i just yelled "run, its godzirra!" to an asian kid who looked confused by the tornado alarm test
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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