Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
So after THIS dui, I've decided to stop driving. Not drinking, just quit driving.
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
then he tried to convert me to islam
Dude, I'm importing a boy from Oklahoma for my divorce party. It's like doctors without borders, but with dicks.
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
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