no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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