wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
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Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
A part of me realizes this is a bad time to text. But I override it with my awesomeness
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Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
In other news, last night I told somebody they made eczema look so good they should call it sexzema.
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
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