I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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