Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
Whatever you have to do, STALL THEM. Your toothbrush is in the kitchen, my pants are on the balcony, and I don't have eyebrows.
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
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