next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
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He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
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He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
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