I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
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couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
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Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
He did a backflip because drugs
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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