Just mADE A PArabola og urine
Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
I'm surprised, it's been so long you must be starving
At a certain point, the zombie-like hunger goes away. Then the sadness sets in. Then you start lying to yourself that you're taking some "me time." Then you remember you dodged chlamydia and Buddha knows what else. Then you're at peace with it.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
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