I'd rather watch my mom take a shit while reading the sunday new york times than watch mama mia .
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
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please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
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My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
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