I fell asleep next to my cousin and woke up with my hand in her pants because i though it was lisa
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I was in the bathroom and heard my brother scream "YOU FAIL!!!", and I swear to GOD, I thought my penis was yelling at me.
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
Hangover cure: shower, throw up again, sleep for 4 hours, eat salsa, brush teeth. Good to go.
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
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