I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
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Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
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the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
I'm alittle affraid you might be dead, seeing how your work party is in an hour and you haven't answered me? I mean I'm picturing you 1. Passed out in your car covered in fries or 2. On a boat in a box to Mexico covered in coke. Please let it be number 1. And aren't we going to your work party?
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
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