i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
I'm too high and old for this...
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
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