Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.
i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
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Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
I had to have my mom pick me up from the party and the windows lock was on so when I went to projectile vomit out the window it wouldn't roll down and it splashed back at my face.
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Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
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