take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
Funniest shit happened at the grocery store. This kid kept asking his mom for candy over and over and she told him 'daddy said no' and he screamed 'he isn't my dad' so loud everyone in the store was silent it was awesome.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
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All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
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So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
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