I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
he puts the penis in happiness.
Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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