It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
Crap I still need to get you a wedding gift. I'm just gonna give you a bag full of cash, lube, and condoms. And I'll use furry handcuffs instead of ribbon to tie the gift bag handles together.
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
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