So I have $4.22 in my bank account, just wrote a check for a tooth brush from quikmart, and bought a 25 cent condom from the bathroom. i don't know whats more sad, my bank account or the fact that i'm entrusting my entire future to a condom machine that was probably last filled in 1970
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
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just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
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We need large glitter to throw at people to signify our mystic nature
Fuck their feelings and their drinks they will get hit with sparkly confetti
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
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