You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
You always seem to be able to bribe me with tequila and Mac and cheese. This relationship of ours will cause me health problems someday.
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
I think your dad took our porno
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
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