my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
Do vagina's smell?
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
i pretty much saved your life. you were so conviced that your nail polish remover bottle was "Vodka Lemon"
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
You took a bar mat shot.
I have discovered my latent superpower. If a friend is dating a bi chick they will inevitably try and talk me into a threesome.
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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