their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
I just bought emergency deodorant at Dominick's and put it on in front of a homeless man while waiting for the bus. He laughed and said 'girl, you a mess'. This is my life.
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
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