Come see our sink grown plant.
You should probably wake up already as I have yet another story for you. Teaser? Blood from knife wound. Tequila. Guitar hero. Kitchen counter. Lawyer.
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
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Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
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Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
well, you know. whores of a feather.
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
I would fuck him just for his dog
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
Dude, I just masturbated with my cat sleeping on my boobs....
You have GOT to get this crazy cat lady thing under control. I'm finding you a man. And you'll take him, and thank me. After that text, you have no right to be picky.
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