Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
foreskin is a definite game changer
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
If I ever write a memoir I'm thinking "Choosing to sit in a vat of shit" would fit
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
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