When I woke up his cat was sleeping on my face and i had scratch marks on my neck. not happy.
only room for one pussy in that bed.
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
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