it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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