I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Remind me that when I'm pregnant, I should NOT post vaginal dilation updates on my facebook. Ever.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
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