What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
Just had sex with a girl from Italy. The only english she knew was Obama campaign slogans. Her screaming, "Yes we can!" as I was railing her not only turned me on but allowed my neighbors to know it was consentual.
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
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