so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
Morning! Got your 3am VM to remind you to get up for spin class and also confirm you were not murdered by the sketchy guy at brunch yesterday. So this is your literal and metaphorical wake up call.
You should've seen the look on the guys face when I demanded pho and a beer the second they opened. Obviously he doesn't understand hangovers
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