People kept wishing me happy birthday last night. apparently i was 21st birthday drunk
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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