He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
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I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
Found your glasses drenched in ketchup on my driveway this morning
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
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That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
Aaaaaaand, there's the title of my second book. "One Dick. Six Angles."
Well thank god i want six autographed copies
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
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