the new term for farting is butt boxing.
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
I make one hell of a fire on Ambien. Other life choices not so much. But fire. Fire I can do.
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
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