Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
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did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
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i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
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