So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
This is the high leading the old right now
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
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