Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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