Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
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Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
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If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
If you’re wondering why the bong is outside the garage door just know I was being environmentally efficient by not using the freezer to chill my shit
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
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