So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
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I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
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Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
Dude, some chick came over here earlier and thought my lube was hand sanitizer. She poured it all over her hands.
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
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