Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
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