Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
Is it because I queefed?
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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