walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
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