He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
how do you say happy birthday to the guy that almost got you pregnant? i cant just write the same thing as last year.
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
Randomize